Roasted 8 months ago based on pichulo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, pichulo. The self-proclaimed connoisseur of obscure soundtracks, whose music taste tastes like the leftovers from a Brazilian food fest gone wrong. Your love for MPB and Bossa Nova could only mean one thing: you spend more time wandering around vintage record stores than actually interacting with other humans. I imagine your Spotify Wrapped is just a long list of tracks perfectly crafted for your endless nights of lonely candle-lit listening, contemplating why SEGA soundtracks are more meaningful to you than real conversations. And let's talk about those top artists. You’ve got Queen, Michael Jackson, and The Beatles in one breath and then seamlessly shift to namedrops like the SNK SOUND TEAM. It’s like you’re trying to create the worst karaoke night ever. Hey, you can’t keep your vibe 'classic' and 'glam' when you’re playing theme songs from 8-bit video games! Let’s be honest, the only reason you have SNK on your playlist is that you can’t block the sound of your social life’s catastrophic failure with the catchy jingles of retro fighters. Your most played songs tell an even darker story. Who knew that "Kick the Rock! ...for Wild Canyon" was also a cry for help? You've got more tracks related to video games than actual artists, which makes me think you relate more to pixels than people. The fact that you have "Duck ! Duck ! Duck !" just proves you’ve officially quacked up. With a lineup like that, your Spotify is just screaming, “I own three cats and my favorite pastime is losing at Smash Brothers!” Let’s face it, pichulo: if your music taste was a person, it’d be living in the basement with its mom, wondering why it's still single at 50.

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