Roasted 2 years ago based on AZ's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Astrid Zamora, the walking Spotify playlist of a midlife crisis wrapped in a teenage heartthrob dream. Your taste in music is about as diverse as a beige wall—pop, bedroom pop, and even Canadian pop? Seriously? I half-expect to find a collection of lullabies in that children's music category. Are you just trying to prepare yourself for when life hits you harder than your high school crush? Spoiler alert: it won’t be a cute indie song; it’ll be the harsh reality of adulthood. And let’s talk about your top artists; it’s like you went to a thrift shop and said, "give me the most basic and unoriginal options you have." Imagine Dragons? Really? You do realize that’s just a fancy way of saying “obnoxious anthems for when I’m mildly annoyed”? Your obsession with Conan Gray is suspicious; did he break your heart or did you just lose a bet? I’m convinced you have a secret playlist titled "Songs to Cry to While Staring Blankly at the Ceiling," and if so, congrats, you nailed it. Finally, your most played songs could double as a self-help guide for the overly dramatic. If I had a dollar for every time “Heather” came on while you stared forlornly at your phone, I'd be rich enough to pay for your therapy. So cheers to you, Astrid—because while you’re busy being the queen of angst and acoustic ballads, the rest of us will just be over here enjoying actual good music. Keep working on that taste; maybe one day you’ll graduate from “bedroom pop” to “adulting like a boss.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!