Roasted 6 months ago based on irvin's long term Spotify stats.

Irvin, your Spotify profile reads like the love letter to a mid-2000s high school dreamer who’s desperately trying to fit in but somehow only manages to mix 'Drill' and 'French Rap' like a glorified TikTok cooking video. Seriously, if diversity in music were a crime, you'd be serving multiple life sentences for attempting to combine UK Grime with Dancehall. I can just picture you at a party, trying to drop some “shatta” knowledge, while everyone else is just confused about whether to call the medics or the DJ. Your top artists list is a euphoric trip to the cliché mall of mainstream RAP, and let’s be honest: no one else is sweating over forking over half their playlist to Drake like he’s going to show up and personally refund your taste. You wanted depth in your music selection? Just look at your ‘Most Played’ list—it's like an extensive catalog of all the ways people can make one artist rich while taking a collective nap on individuality. “Over My Dead Body” is just the perfect metaphor for your attempts at variety, because it sounds like the list ended up being a Drake eulogy for creativity. And really, the only thing you’re missing from this profile is admitting that your emotional stability is as fragile as Drake's latest breakup. Newsflash, Irvin: nobody is buying the "I’m deep" vibe while you spend 85% of your listening time stuck in a melodic loop of “Hey, did I mention I like Drake?” At this point, your Spotify profile looks like an insecure mixtape attempting to affirm itself, and buddy, I’d recommend some self-reflection playlists instead—something that isn’t just an echoing abyss of Drake and Dave, lest you forever remain the punchline of your own musical joke.

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