Roasted 8 months ago based on TOBIE$H 許信晨's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s TOBIE$H, the musical equivalent of a buffet where they let a toddler pick the menu. You've managed to create a playlist that sounds like a chaotic identity crisis in a teenager's bedroom. K-Pop, Metal, Jazz... congratulations, you've officially made your Spotify account the best place for a mid-life crisis at 23. Next time someone asks you about your favorite music, just show them your playlist; it's like flipping through the sad, confused diary of someone who became addicted to every trending genre at once. Your top artists are a real mixed bag, like a concert featuring a rabid raccoon, a time-traveling mop, and a soft-spoken King Kong. It’s as if you gathered your favorites from every genre and tossed them into a blender on ‘high,’ hoping for a tasty smoothie, but ending up with a chunky mess. You’ve got The Beatles alongside Stray Kids and Slayer, which makes me wonder: have you ever listened to music or are you just Googling "top artist from different genres"? Seriously, a little consistency could help prevent the whiplash you're giving to anyone trying to listen along with you. And those most played songs? My God, it reads like a playlist curated by a DJ who failed a personality test. You've got “Wonderwall” and “Yesterday” on repeat, which screams desperation louder than your bathroom singing. What’s next? A five-hour loop of that one children's song? You’ve mastered the art of emotional confusion in your music taste, and honestly, that's an achievement in its own right. Maybe next time, try picking a single genre, or is that too much to ask? At this rate, your Spotify accounts should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Listening may lead to existential crises and deep regret."

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