Roasted 1 year ago based on luunniii's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, luunniii, let’s unpack this Spotify profile of yours. Emo Rap? Dark Trap? You clearly went to "sad boy school" and graduated at the top of your class! Listening to the melodrama of wannabe rappers and screaming metalheads must be your way of communicating with the outside world—or at least, that's what we assume based on your mix of mopey and angry. I’m not saying your taste in music screams “I’m fine,” but can we PLEASE talk about how you probably need a hug and a therapy session instead of that second helping of sad playlists? And let's take a moment to appreciate your top artists. It’s like a who’s who of despair and existential dread! Seriously, if I had a dime for every time I hear “Lil” in front of a rapper's name, I could fund your therapy. You can't seriously be convinced that listening to “Crying (feat. Lil Peep)” while staring into the void is good for your mental health? At this point, even my Spotify algorithm is wondering if it should send you a wellness check or just play something upbeat—like an infomercial jingle. Your most played songs reveal more about you than your dating profile ever could. “Such Small Hands?” More like “Such Small Hopes.” And the obsession with “giving girls cocaine”—classic mix of romance and substance abuse; maybe lay off the “dark” side for a bit, huh? Just remember, your playlist is like a diary; one that screams “I’m either going through a midlife crisis at 22 or I just really need to cry in the shower.” But hey, at least you’re not boring—I’ll give you that!

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