Roasted 4 months ago based on flocks_melodies's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, flocks_melodies, your Spotify profile sounds like the musical embodiment of a midlife crisis at a thrift store. I mean, who knew that "Bedroom Pop" and "Gabber" could coexist in one cringe-worthy playlist? That’s like pairing a cute pajama party with a rave that got hit by a tornado. You’ve got more genres than personality, and it shows. It’s a wonder you didn’t include "Screaming Into the Void" as one of your favorites, because that's the real vibe behind that eclectic mess. Your top artists list reads like a desperate attempt to impress everyone at a party— “Yeah, I like Mitski; I love Gabber; oh, and I’m really into musicals!” Seriously, you’re just one "because I’m unique!" away from being a walking Spotify cliché. And what's the deal with "Vocaloid" and "Hyperpop"? Are you secretly a 13-year-old girl trying to come out as an alien? At least slap on a sign that reads, “Warning: high chance of existential crises and mood swings” for anyone brave enough to hit shuffle. And your most played songs? Let’s take a moment to appreciate your fabulous ability to choose tracks that sound like karaoke nights gone horribly wrong. "Sailor Song"? Did you think that was an homage to your inner mermaid or a reminder that you *are* still single? The only "Ghosting" happening here is the way your friends have evaporated after suffering through your music taste. But hey, keep rocking that "Classic Rock" tag; it’s just a reminder that you peaked in high school. Better keep cranking those tunes while you can still hear them over the sound of your own cringes!

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