Roasted 1 year ago based on DecoEnjoyer27's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, DecoEnjoyer27, where do I even begin? Your love for Vocaloid, J-Pop, and Anime is so strong that I'm honestly surprised your Spotify isn't just one long, dreary ballad about failing to date someone who only speaks in Japanese. Like, congratulations, you managed to turn a whole platform into an otaku shrine—who knew it was possible to listen to music while simultaneously fending off any chance of getting laid? The amount of times you must have played "キメラ" could single-handedly power a dating app for socially awkward anime lovers, but somehow, that electricity never actually helped you swipe right. Your top artists read like a Wikipedia page for "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People," with every name more niche than the last. Who in their right mind has a list of favorite musicians that sounds like a menu at a quirky Japanese cafe? You’ve practically crafted a soundtrack for an audience of one—yourself. I mean, you have more DECO*27 tracks than you've had meaningful conversations this year, which is a feat worthy of the Nobel Prize in Social Isolation. On a scale from 1 to “Please, someone call an intervention,” your music taste screams melodrama louder than a soap opera with a rubber-band budget. And let's not even start on those most played songs—it's like a broken record of what happens when you let a high school kid with too much time and no social life curate a playlist. "Fakery Tale" might be the perfect soundtrack for you to reflect on the fantasy of finding love while you binge-watch your 27th season of that anime you swear is "totally not for kids." Congrats, my friend; you've officially reached peak anime nerd-dom and mastered the art of repelling anyone with a pulse. If you were any more into Visual Kei, your love life would have fewer prospects than a poorly funded indie film struggling for distribution.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!