Roasted 11 months ago based on inktel's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Inktel, the musical equivalent of a half-empty bottle of kombucha found in a hipster's fridge. Your favorite genres read like a clearance sale at a metaphysical music store — Ambient, Dark Ambient, and is that Space Music I see? Congratulations! You’ve officially curated the soundtrack for a scene where absolutely nothing happens. I haven’t seen someone so devoted to ambient drone since the last time I listened to a washing machine spin cycle — at least that had some useful vibrations. Now let's unpack your top artists, shall we? HOYO-MiX and Alio Die? Sounds like a blend of "I can't choose a name" and "I’m definitely avoiding eye contact." Your playlist is practically begging for an identity crisis. Where’s the wildness, the chaos, the flavor? Meanwhile, Aphex Twin is just shaking his head, thinking, "This is not what I envisioned for my legacy.” Unfortunately, your music taste seems to be in a constant state of trying to give off those cool, detached vibes while secretly binge-watching anime in the dark. And then, there’s your most played songs. "Together" by Division Street? I can see why — it must feel like the only time you're ever around anyone during your endless quest for musical solitude. “Resonance - Arabic Version” by YAD Oud? Nice reach! I can almost hear your Spotify pretending to be global while you’re just sitting there in your bedroom, snuggled under a K-Pop pillow like a sad, aspirational meme. But hey, at least it’s consistently sad! You really are a puzzle — just a weird one that the universe is too dizzy to piece together.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!