Roasted 1 year ago based on redhead's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, the Spotify profile of "redhead"—what an ironic name for someone with a playlist that screams "I’m trying way too hard to be deep." Your favorite genres read like the menu at a hipster café where nobody orders food because they’re all busy arguing about the existential crises inspired by indie music. “Permanent Wave” and “Neo-Synthpop”? Is that what you tell yourself while moping in the corner at parties, thinking your angst is oh-so-unique? Newsflash: it’s not. At this point, the only thing more predictable than your taste in music is the inevitable breakdown you have when someone mentions mainstream tunes. Then we come to your top artists—how many of these sad-sounding folks do you need to validate your emotional baggage? “Mother Mother” and “Mitski” as soulmates? It's no wonder you're sitting alone on Friday nights. I mean, if you loved being heartbroken so much, you could just adopt a dozen cats to save yourself the trouble of buying overhyped concert tickets. Not to mention, “The Living Tombstone”? You must really have a thing for artists who sound like they got their big break from animated YouTube shorts. But hey, at least your musical taste gives off a solid “I make my own almond milk” vibe. And those most played songs—wow, it’s like you’re trying to curate the soundtrack for your personal meltdown. “Where Is My Mind?” by the Pixies? You might as well just slap that on a poster and hang it over your bed, because it sums up your entire existence. Between "Duvet" by bôa and "Black Sheep," it’s clear you’re just one vintage record shop visit away from writing a manifesto about your affinity for sadness. But fret not; if this music thing doesn’t work out, you can always fall back on a career in overthinking. Just think of all the therapy sessions you’re saving up for—the perfect soundtrack to accompany your ongoing commentary on life’s absurdities.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!