Roasted 7 months ago based on Jessica Kilbride's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jessica, your Spotify profile reads like a tortured teen's diary that got stuck in an emo time warp—congratulations for single-handedly keeping the Hot Topic chain in business! I can just picture you in a dimly lit room, surrounded by posters of bands that probably make your parents question every life choice they ever made. Your favorite genres are practically an invitation for your friends to start an intervention for you. "Deathcore"? Seriously? If I wanted to be suffocated by a wall of screams and distorted guitars, I'd just stand next to you while you listen to your cringy playlist, thanks! Let’s talk about your top artists. It's a lineup of politically-charged angst and relationship drama so intense that I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a side of therapy recommendations. Bad Omens, The Plot In You, and Bring Me The Horizon? What are you trying to do, create the soundtrack for a very niche horror film about high school heartbreak? I can already see it: “Jessica Kilbride: The Musical” featuring the catchy tunes of pure existential dread. It’s like you compiled a list of bands that got dumped just a little too hard—and in return, you’ve made them your emotional baggage handlers. And those most played songs—holy breakdowns, Jessica! I have to know, was "Enemy" on loop because you were trying to come up with new ways to convince people you're not a total drama magnet? I don't know if you love these tracks or if they're your coping mechanism for a reality you can't face without a monstrous guitar riff. But if "It's Hell Down Here" is actually a reflection of your life, you might want to consider a change in scenery, or at the very least, a few more upbeat songs. So buckle up, rockstar! Your Spotify profile is giving me emotional whiplash, and the real tragedy here is that I'm pretty sure your playlist is more chaotic than your love life. Keep thriving in your metal cocoon, Jessica—just remember, there’s therapy for that!

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