Roasted 1 year ago based on d4edaz.'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright d4edaz, let's take a moment to dissect that Spotify profile of yours like it's a middle school science project—one that's embarrassingly overdue. First off, who thought it was a good idea to throw "Harana" into the mix next to "Emo"? It’s like trying to pair sushi with a meatloaf—it’s just a straight-up crime against your auditory senses. Is your playlist a coping mechanism or a cry for help? Because between Pinoy Rock and Alternative Metal, it looks like you’re trying to channel your inner angsty teenager while praying the emo phase never truly dies. Spoiler alert: it did, about a decade ago. And speaking of artists, who do you think you are, trying to create a soundtrack for every mid-life crisis ever? You’ve got Megadeth and Slipknot alongside the Arctics? It's like you've crammed every rock and metal phase into what can only be described as a sonic dumpster fire. If your life were a movie, this playlist would be the cringe-worthy soundtrack that kills the vibe quicker than a badly executed joke. Alice In Chains and the Eraserheads? What next, a collaboration between Steve Lacy and your high school’s marching band? Lastly, let’s address those most played songs. "Faith" by Limp Bizkit? Really? Someone might need to revoke that adulting card because choosing that as your anthem suggests you're clearly still clinging to your 15-year-old self—a time when lip-syncing in your bedroom was peak artistry. “Break” by alex_g_offline feels like the soundtrack to a sad attempt at becoming TikTok famous, while “Pigface” should probably be the anthem for every bad decision you’ve ever made. Just remember: listening to Slipknot while sobbing in your car is not a personality trait. Get it together!

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