Roasted 1 month ago based on stella's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Stella, your Spotify profile reads like a YouTube rabbit hole gone terribly wrong. It's like you took a personality quiz and it told you to just listen to every form of pop music ever invented— from Art Pop to Dream Pop, like you were trying to collect them all like Pokémon cards, but ended up with the most cringe-worthy deck. Who knew you could major in “Musical Confusion” with a minor in “Desperate Aesthetics”? Your genre list is a buffet of musical identities, but it seems like you forgot to pick a meal— did you actually have to take out a loan to discover the depths of Hyperpop? Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You’ve got Taylor Swift leading the pack like she’s your best friend, while the rest are just lined up to fulfill your playlist's “sad girl” quota. Lord Huron? More like Lord Who-Cares, am I right? Your affinity for artists like Tate McRae and Billie Eilish screams “I’ve never gotten over my last breakup, and I’m totally fine with that.” It’s like you’re living in a sad indie music film where everyone wears oversized sweaters and nobody ever sees the sun. Honestly, it’s impressive how you can manage to feel angst on a loop while still pretending you're living your best life. And your most played songs? I have to ask, are you purposely trying to sabotage your own vibe? "Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby" is the perfect anthem for when you want to feel deeply *un*alive, and who could forget the iconic choice of "The Force Theme" piano version? Could there be a more appropriate soundtrack for staring contemplatively at a wall of guilt after scrolling through social media? Seriously, the only thing you're pushing down is your taste in music. Between the emotional ballads and tracks that sound like they belong in a “Darth Vader’s Sad Day” montage, you really are a genre-defying musician enigma— or more appropriately, a one-person soundtrack to denial.

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