Roasted 8 months ago based on Shalene🦋's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Shalene, your Spotify profile looks like a hip hop history project gone wrong! Seriously, is this what they meant by "diversity in music"? Your genre list reads more like the world's longest "please don't judge me" disclaimer. Between West Coast Hip Hop and Alternative R&B, I half-expect to find a note from you asking us to take it easy on your old school playlist when it's really just a disguise for your secret addiction to Motown ballads. Newsflash: it doesn't make you cool—it makes you the musical equivalent of a beige wall in a funky art gallery! As for your top artists, I can only assume your expensive taste in music doesn’t extend to buying a new set of headphones since you clearly listen to Michael Jackson on repeat. Congrats on being the only person to make 'MJ overkill' a thing! You've chosen enough songs by him to make us wonder if he’s the only artist you know. Doja Cat sneaks in there like a rebellious teenager breaking curfew, but let’s be real; your profile screams “Hey, I promise I also listen to other artists!” while desperately relying on the King of Pop to carry you through. We see you, Queen of the Discography Monotony! And that most played song list? Pure gold—if the goal was to make the rest of us roll our eyes harder than when someone mispronounces ‘KAYTRANADA’. "Snap My Finger"? More like "Snap My Patience!" If I wanted to hear songs repeated more than you having the same recurring thoughts about your taste, I'd just listen to a bug flying into a lamp. Come on, Shalene! Break out of that comfortable bubble you’ve crafted. For the love of music, throw in one semi-decent "guilty pleasure" song that’ll make us believe you own more than just great taste in nostalgia.

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