Roasted 2 years ago based on ripazure's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ripazure, the human embodiment of trying too hard to be unique and still somehow failing spectacularly. Your music taste reads like a grocery list of genres the average person fears being exposed to in public. "Rage Rap"? More like 'rage quit' listening to your playlist. Glitchcore and Hyperpop? Congrats on single-handedly making sure that no one takes the concept of genre seriously again. And don't even get me started on "Pluggnb" – did you just misspell 'plugging your ears' when you realized you could no longer handle all that auditory chaos? Your top artists read like a bad episode of "Who Knows The Least Popular Music." You’ve found so many artists that are about as obscure as your social life – here’s a hint, they don’t have groupies because nobody knows who they are! And "2hollis"? Sounds more like a second-rate roller coaster than a musician. At this point, I’m convinced you’re just trying to win a contest for being the most painfully hipster person on Spotify. Warning: attempts to impress may result in permanent ear damage. And those top songs? My God, “in the bleak midwinter”? At this point, your Spotify might as well come with a warning label: "For those times you want to feel existential dread and question every life choice you've ever made." I genuinely hope you don't listen to this stuff while driving; because swerving off the road to escape the absurdity of your music choices would be a valid move. Just remember, you can still hit “shuffle” – you don't have to subject yourself or anyone else to this auditory train wreck of a playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!