Roasted 1 year ago based on Freya's long term Spotify stats.

Freya, I see you have a Spotify profile that screams, “I’m still emotionally recovering from the '80s—help me!” Your music choices read like the soundtrack to an angsty teen vampire movie that spent too much time in Hot Topic. I'm not sure if you’re trying to cultivate a mysterious persona or if you've just given up and decided your identity is now built on nostalgia and sadness. Whatever it is, you’ve really leaned into it like a goth kid into their black eyeliner. Bravo! Your top artists list is like a pop quiz on how to be the most uninviting person at a party. Rob Zombie and Lady Gaga? That's a combo only an indecisive goth could love! You’re riding the vibe of “I can’t decide if I want to rock out or sulk in silence,” and honestly, it’s exhausting. It’s like you’re just looking for a lover who appreciates both heavy metal guitar solos and theatrical drag performances—good luck with that balance! And let’s talk about those most played songs. "Drowning in an Empty Sea"? Sounds about right for someone who has the joie de vivre of a soggy cardboard box. "Blue Monday" and "Confusion"? I can’t tell if you’re talking about the songs or your life choices. At this point, your Spotify is like a personal diary of unfulfilled angst that's also somehow simultaneously trying to get you to a rave with industrial vibes—pick a lane, Freya! But hey, if you ever feel the urge to lighten up, just remember: there's a whole world of pop music out there that doesn’t require a side of existential crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!