Roasted 2 years ago based on Valery's long term Spotify stats.

Valery, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis disguised as a playlist. I mean, come on—how many different ways can one person express their love for pop music before it escalates into sheer desperation? At this point, you’re just one sad remix away from concocting an entire soundtrack for your pet rock. We're talking about a personality that has more mood swings than a Taylor Swift album release! Your top artists include The 1975 and Taylor Swift, so I guess we can officially crown you the monarch of the "I swear I’m a deep person" club. You've got more angst in your playlist than a teenager’s diary. Listening to "The Adults Are Talking" while playing "Flexorcist" is an impressive combination of being emo at a dance party. Honestly, your music choices are like a rollercoaster: just when you think you’re on a thrilling high, it plummets down into a pit of predictable pop lyrics that make you question if anyone really understands feelings. And really, "POV: Indie"? Is that a genre now or just a lame excuse for not committing to a style? Your most played songs are a collection of “I promise I’m cool” anthems that scream for attention louder than you do at karaoke night. With that eclectic mix, you’re just one more sad breakup away from curating "The Soundtrack of My Extremely Average Life—all for the sole purpose of crying into a bowl of ice cream." Let's hope your next playlist leads you to some self-awareness—at the very least, one with fewer rabbit holes and more actual bunnies!

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