Roasted 1 year ago based on HADES_NL's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, HADES_NL, where do I even start? Your Spotify profile looks like an Arabic music festival had a love child with a middle school poetry slam. Seriously, what’s with the obsession with genres that sound like they just threw a bunch of words in a blender? “Pop Urbaine” sounds like a fancy way of saying, “I can't commit to committing.” You’re not just a fan of music; you’re a collector of obscure genre titles that no one else even knows how to pronounce. I mean, Emo Rap in the mix? You sure know how to keep it tragic, buddy. Now, let's talk about your top artists. Samara, El Castro, Hanta? If those names were any more niche, they’d have to start charging you rent. It’s like you single-handedly organized the “Most Undiscovered Acts of 2023” playlist. I’m surprised you didn’t include your own mixtape—oh wait, that’s right, you’re probably still working on that masterpiece. And considering “Never Titty” by Hanta is your most played song, I can only guess you’re desperately trying to become an aficionado of music that can’t seem to decide if it’s a banger or a hangover. And let’s not forget those most played tracks: “Hitory X” and “Fall Back”? Is this your personal cry for help wrapped in a catchy beat? You’ve got such a broad taste, you could probably win the “Most Random Spotify User” award, but who are we kidding? They’d probably just hand you a participation certificate and ask you to go listen to actual music. Keep spitting those vibes, HADES_NL. You’re definitely honing in on a style—one that exists somewhere between the depths of the internet and an alternative music store clearance bin!

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