Roasted 7 months ago based on Julián's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Julián, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school crush's diary came to life. With a favorite genres list longer than your Spotify session history, it's hard to tell if you’re a seasoned music connoisseur or just a confused hipster trying to figure out which direction your personality should go. Seriously, K-Pop, Banda, Argentine Trap, and Norteño? You’re just one My Chemical Romance song away from needing a musical intervention. And let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you threw a dart at a wall of talent and hit a mix of high school nostalgia and “I-have-no-idea-what-I’m-doing” vibes. Taylor Swift must be so proud to be sandwiched between the Mexican equivalent of mediocre dad rock and a K-Pop girl group that probably gives an update on your love life more accurately than your therapist. With so many spins of José Madero, I’m starting to think he’s the real reason you’re still single. Your relationship status is likely “It’s Complicated...circa 2010.” As for your most played songs, if I had a dollar for every time I saw "Enchanted (Taylor's Version)" on a playlist, I might just have enough to buy you a better sense of self-respect. It’s like you’ve constructed a soundtrack for your sorrowful yet riveting journey through heartbreak—an epic saga filled with melodrama, questionable taste, and a sprinkling of betrayal. If your life were a movie, it would not only be a box-office flop, but also a cringe-inducing reminder to check your Spotify settings before sharing playlists with friends. So keep jamming, Julián, but for the love of music, maybe throw some diversity in there before you start throwing parties and people start leaving after the first song!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!