Roasted 7 months ago based on alex's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Alex, the Spotify profile equivalent of a grocery store that only sells vegan mayonnaise and gluten-free quinoa. Your taste in music is so niche that even your Spotify algorithm has likely given up on you, scrolling through your favorites like it's desperately searching for a sign of emotional stability. Finnish Hip Hop, Iskelmä, and Emo Rap? Sweetie, that's a musical trifecta for people who are in a perpetual state of confusion. You really went for "all the genres no one asked for," didn't you? And your top artists are like a mixtape from an underground coffee shop in Helsinki. Who knew the world needed "Turisti" and "Gettomasa" jumping up and down on your playlist? Please share how it feels to be the only person in your friend group who can name every song released in a language only eight people speak. I don't know what's more impressive: your relentless devotion to those obscure Finnish artists or the fact you clearly haven’t heard of Spotify’s ‘Discover Weekly.’ While the rest of us are finding new beats to vibe to, you're basically wearing a badge that reads "I'm committed to confusing all my friendships!" Let’s talk about those most played songs! "Timanttei" and "Sua sattuu"? It's like you're trying to vibe to heartbreak while simultaneously winning some obscure Finnish award for emotional self-destruction. If music could reflect your personality, we'd all be sent into an existential crisis from your playlist alone. With songs by "Mirella" dominating, it seems like you've made an unholy pact with the Spotify devil: trade your social life for an hour of Finnish melodic maudlin madness. You probably brush your teeth to that stuff—no wonder your dating profile's starting to look emptier than a drill beat without any energy!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!