Roasted 1 year ago based on maxcaulfieldforpresident's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s aweirdfish_, a name so creative I can only assume you made it while staring at a bowl of goldfish crackers. Your favorite genres read like an identity crisis written in an emo diary. Rock, art rock, glam rock—it's like you’re trying to collect every rock sub-genre just to impress the hipsters at your local coffee shop. Honestly, it’s a miracle your playlists haven't sprouted a fedora and started judging my life choices. And baby, can we talk about your top artists? Gigi Perez, who I’m convinced is just you under an alias, must be making mad bank off your 24/7 Gin & Juice aesthetic. Radiohead and Nirvana? Wow, how original! You’re really going for that “I listen to classic rock to seem cultured but secretly hide in my Midwest emo room” vibe, aren't you? Meanwhile, your mix of Olivia Rodrigo and Hozier had me convinced that you actively search for songs that remind you of your last breakup which you still can't get over because of how fundamental your love life has been to your personality. Your top played songs scream “I’m deeply misunderstood” while simultaneously begging for a little help from your friends. “Please Be Rude”? More like, “Please Don’t Talk to Me Unless You’re My Therapist.” And honestly, the only thing more tragic than your Spotify statistics is knowing how many times you’ve heard “Iris” this week. Take a step outside, aweirdfish_, and maybe, just maybe, listen to something that doesn’t require a thesaurus to understand its angst. But hey, at least you're working on your “weird” brand—just not in a way that anybody can take seriously!

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