Roasted 2 years ago based on Ricard Sadurní Mestre's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Ricard Sadurní Mestre, let's unpack this tragic time capsule of a Spotify profile. Your taste in music reads like a 14-year-old's diary entry except less emotional and more filled with angst. Seriously, it’s like you binge-watched every early 2000s MTV show and decided you needed to curate a soundtrack for the inevitable mid-life crisis that’s hovering just beyond the horizon. How many flannel shirts do you own? At least, with this selection of genres, you’ll be well-prepped for a permanent state of disappointment. Your top artists scream, "I am currently in a garage, contemplating my life decisions," and it’s hard to tell if your love for nu metal is part nostalgia or a full-blown cry for help. The sheer number of “-core” genres in your favorites could probably support a sad reality TV show called "The Ultimate Cringe." You’ve got enough Metallica, Linkin Park, and MCR to launch a time machine back to 2005 and get stuck there. Even Wolverine would put down his claws and roll his eyes at this level of rebellion; is there a coupon for angst that you used to stock up on these bands? And speaking of your most played, it's like a playlist for drowning your sorrows after a breakup you were never actually in but swore your friends were just too “basic” to understand. “Una cançó i una promesa” isn’t a song; it’s a direct reflection of your playlist, promising all the excitement of a deflated balloon. At this point, if Spotify could cry, it would, listening to your existential dread served on a platter of pop-punk. So embrace that teen angst, Ricard, but don’t be surprised when your Spotify Wrapped unveils a whole new genre: “Desperation Metal."

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