Roasted 1 year ago based on Andre Sebresos's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Andre Sebresos, the human equivalent of a half-formed thought that slipped through the cracks during a caffeine-fueled existential crisis. Your music tastes read like the soundtrack to a coffee shop where everyone is sad but still insists on using phrases like “vibes” to describe the oppressive atmosphere. “Dark Ambient” and “Deathstep”? Really? What are you trying to do—trigger a midlife crisis at 23? The only thing darker than your playlists is the void of self-awareness you inhabit. Your top artists look like a ‘who’s who’ of internet niche culture and hipster obscurity. Radiohead, sure, that’s a classic choice for anyone trying to convince themselves they’re deeper than they really are. And “my head is empty”? So are your chances of ever being seen as a well-rounded music lover. C418—congratulations, you’ve achieved the perfect soundtrack for a Minecraft break while contemplating which ramen place to hit up next. And don’t even get me started on “Lofi Afrobeats,” because I can’t decide if you’re trying to study, nap, or just deeply reflect on your poor life choices. Your most played songs could easily double as background music for a montage of someone regretting everything they've ever done in their short existence. “Chill” by Toby Fox? More like a fitting soundtrack for your chill aspirations of getting out of your mom's basement. And “Minutia - Acoustic Version” must be your personal anthem of fine details while you go through the fine details of your fantasy Netflix show plots. To sum it up, Andre, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape handed out at a sad clown convention—dense with angst and painfully lacking in any real punch.

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