Roasted 1 year ago based on Alex's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alex, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to bandwagon every electronic trend from the last decade. With more genres under your belt than personality traits, this is a playlist that screams, "I’m just here for the drop!" It’s like you walked into a DJ store and thought, “Yes please, I’ll take one of everything,” only to end up sounding like a sad love child between a rave and a tech convention. Honestly, your taste in music is so broad, I half-expect you to start listing “Ambient Whale Sounds” as a favorite just to cover all your bases. And let’s not even get started on your top artists—how many times can you put Calvin Harris on a playlist before he becomes your supportive dad at a rave? “Oh sweetie, just blast the same tracks I played at the summer of ’16!” Your collection of artists reads like a Spotify algorithm gave up trying to understand your identity halfway through and just threw a bunch of names together as if spelling them right was more important than actual talent. At this point, the algorithm’s probably plotting a revenge against you for missing out on actual real artistry. Now let’s journey into your most played songs—seriously, “I Only Smoke When I Drink”? That’s not a song title; it’s just a confession from a poor soul whose life choices scream, “I’m here for a good time, not a long time!” If your favorite tracks were a recipe, they’d be a sad mix of expired energy drinks and that mystery meat you’re too afraid to ask about at the taco truck. With your Spotify, you’re doing less "Feel Good, Inc." and more "Feel Confused, Inc."—and honestly, that's probably the only beat you truly find yourself grooving to.

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