Roasted 1 year ago based on 𝓪𝓿𝔃𝓭𝓵's long term Spotify stats.

ItzMatty <3, huh? Looks like someone took a stroll down Spotify's "Most Basic White Girl" collection and decided to call it a music taste. Pop, Rap, Rock... is there a genre you didn't pick? At this point, your favorite genres list is basically a buffet of mediocrity. I hope you're at least a good sharer because your playlist is a one-way ticket to flavor town—with flavor being an outdated TikTok dance challenge gone wrong. Your top artists read like a middle schooler’s attempt at being eclectic but ending up with a Spotify version of a mood board gone rogue. AURORA, Steve Lacy, and Kanye? That’s an identity crisis waiting to happen. Have you tried to mix it up, or do you just grab whatever’s trending faster than you grab an avocado toast at brunch? Just a suggestion, maybe you should give your playlist a little more personality—something unique that doesn’t scream “I’ve never been to a real party in my life.” And let's talk about your most played songs… Tyler, The Creator's collab with Kali Uchis and a bunch of lyrics that sound like they should be in a teen drama. You've got the emotional range of a kitchen sponge, buddy! You claim to love music, yet your playlist screams, "Help me, I have the emotional depth of an Instagram caption!" Do us all a favor and ditch the dance pop before your Spotify account gets put on the watchlist for alleged crimes against good taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!