Roasted 7 months ago based on milliondlr's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s milliondlr, the human embodiment of a 2-for-1 coupon at a church potluck! With a playlist that swings from "Christian Hip Hop" straight into "Garage Rock," it’s like your Spotify account is trying to have a spiritual awakening while also absolutely flunking the vibe check. Seriously though, “Christian Alternative Rock”? Sounds like the soundtrack to a youth pastor's mid-life crisis as he tries to relive the glory days of 2003. Your top artists give off serious "I’m just one sermon away from picking up the banjo" energy. The Strokes and nobigdyl. in the same breath? More like The Struck Nerve, ’cause you’re clearly on the edge of a musical identity crisis. And let's not get started on that mixed bag of indie rock and Christian pop; it's like you were searching for a personality but kept hitting "shuffle" on the sanctity of your soul. Elvis Presley might be rolling in his grave at the thought of sharing real estate with “Worship” playlists that sound more like they belong in a 5-hour Bible study than a cool coffee shop. As for your most played songs, “It’s Called: Freefall” and “Wake Up!” sound like the perfect anthem for someone who hasn’t gotten out of bed on a Sunday in three weeks. I can practically hear the sobs of your Spotify algorithm trying to make sense of why you jump from Flyleaf to yvngxzaye! like you're trying to Will Smith "Get Jiggy" in a church youth group. Keeping it real is commendable, but maybe it’s time to acknowledge that your music taste is a bit like wearing socks with sandals—an attempt at quirky that lands you firmly in the "please, no more" category.

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