Roasted 2 months ago based on Zerachiel Azaredo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look out everyone, it's Zerachiel Azaredo—a name that sounds like he inherited a trust fund specifically set up for EDM festivals and overpriced avocado toast. Seriously, I thought “Zerachiel” was the latest "Take My Breath Away" remix, but no, it’s just proof that you have way too much time on your hands to come up with an alias that no one can pronounce correctly. Not to mention, your Spotify playlist reads like a high school foreign language curriculum gone wrong. EDM, Latin, and French Pop? I didn’t realize you were attempting to represent the entire United Nations at a pool party! Let’s talk about your top artists—Alan Walker and Martin Garrix, huh? The only thing deeper than your love for those two is the bottom of the barrel you scraped to find variety. The rest are like a mixtape from that one friend who thinks just slapping random hits together makes them a DJ. Seriously, if your music taste were a reality show, it would be "Survivor: It's All About the Drop." And don’t get me started on that soft pop twist. Do you also have a playlist titled "Cry in the Shower"? And what’s with your most played songs? "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" and "Despacito" make perfect sense; it’s practically a cry for help masked as a party anthem. If your love for Alan Walker was a currency, you’d be a millionaire in an alternate universe where 12-year-olds run the economy. How about expanding your horizons a little, Zerachiel? Maybe throw in some jazz or even that thing called “silent contemplation”—who knows, you might actually surprise us! Until then, keep swirling that rainbow-colored drink in your hand, because clearly, you’re not getting any more cultured than your ‘90s-styled Spotify profile.

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