Roasted 8 months ago based on Viktor's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Viktor-Alojzije Ćorić, you sure know how to throw a party—if that party involves brooding in the corner while blasting metal so loud that even the neighbors are questioning their life choices. Your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated at a funeral for someone who only liked really, REALLY edgy sledgehammers to the face. Are you sure you’re not just a Viking who got lost on the way to Valhalla and accidentally ended up on a streaming platform instead? Let's tackle those favorite genres: Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, and didn't we get the memo about "Heavy Metal"? Look, I get it; you’re trying to single-handedly keep the anvil industry alive with that line-up. With so many variations of metal on your list, you’re basically one “I’m going to go listen to my sad-sounding headphones” away from being the poster child for “I enjoy solitude, but make it heavy.” Seriously, did you drop the needle on life’s record player and it just happened to be stuck on an infinite loop of angst and aggression? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “God of Forbidden Light”? Sounds like you’re trying to convince goths everywhere that you actually have a sense of humor—spoiler alert: you don’t. Then there's "Boss of Me" by They Might Be Giants—just a little reminder that even in the depths of despair and metal mayhem, you still have to reluctantly acknowledge that, yes, you are indeed the boss of your own overwhelmingly cringe Spotify profile. Just remember, while you’re headbanging your way through life, there are people out there who have cooler taste in music, and some of them are probably just trying to enjoy a nice evening without suddenly feeling like they’re in a horror movie.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists