Roasted 11 months ago based on KingKrusha's long term Spotify stats.

Dominic, your Spotify profile reads like a dystopian musical scavenger hunt where the treasure at the end is just an existential crisis wrapped in synths and glitchy beats. I mean, come on—how many neon genres are you trying to fit into one playlist? Synthwave and speedcore are like oil and water, yet here you are, shaking the bottle and hoping for a trendy potion. I’m surprised you didn’t include “Unicorn Core” for those extra magical vibes while you're at it! Your top artists read like a support group for people who were dropped on their heads as children. Myrone? Mystery Skulls? Sounds like the names of those bad high school bands that played during pep rallies just to crush any hope of school spirit. And what’s up with half the artists being as mysterious as your dating life? I bet they dunk their heads in a bucket of reverb before every performance, hoping no one will find them or ask for a refund. Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time I heard 'Tally Hall' unironically, I could fund a music therapy program for you. And those most-played songs are an impressive collection of “I have an eclectic taste, but my life is in shambles.” “Ruler of Everything”? More like the ruler of my sad, neglected heart. You’ve got a tracklist that reads like a mixtape made by someone who’s one bad breakup away from becoming a meme. Seriously, Dominic, if your musical choices were a personality, they’d be a hipster in an empty coffee shop trying to convince everyone that black coffee is a personality trait. Get out there and listen to something that actually reflects who you are instead of whatever cycle of depression you’ve been curating on loop.

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