Roasted 3 months ago based on rushhour's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s rushhour! The only person I know who can seamlessly blend K-Pop with Bollywood and still come out with a playlist that sounds like a cafeteria band’s worst nightmare. You’ve managed to curate a collection of music that can only be described as "the soundtrack to an existential crisis”—who knew it was possible to go from BTS to the sounds of constipation with a single click? At this point, even your Spotify algorithm must be questioning its life choices. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of music that would turn any dinner party into a karaoke nightmare. I mean, Ariana Grande and FloyyMenor? Makes me wonder if you’re one public bathroom stall away from a musical meltdown. And that list of most played songs—it’s like you ran a Google search for “songs that will make my friends evaluate their life decisions.” If I had a dollar for every time a song from your playlist brought me to tears, I’d be rich enough to hire a therapy session for your questionable taste. I can only imagine how un-chill your listening parties must be. Picture this: you, sipping on overpriced matcha, surrounded by confused friends as “Harleys In Hawaii” plays right after a floor-shaking K-Pop dance track. It’s a musical identity crisis so profound even Spotify is considering filing for separation. Just a friendly tip—next time you’re curating that eclectic mess, maybe send an SOS to someone with actual taste before the entire music industry collectively cringes.

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