Roasted 3 days ago based on Deborah Basani's long term Spotify stats.

Deborah Basani, the true Spotify renaissance woman, if “musicals” and “Christian pop” are what you call your floor crayon scribbles of taste. Seriously, I’ve seen more diversity in a box of macaroni and cheese. Your playlist looks like someone accidentally spilled a bottle of holy water on a karaoke machine! In a world full of beats and bangers, here you are vibing to a symphony of guilt and gospel. Let me guess—your idea of a wild night out is belting out "People Watching" while clutching a plastic cross and waiting for the rapture. Now, as for your top artists, I can’t help but picture you sitting in a corner at a coffee shop, frantically scrolling through your phone to find the most melodramatic songs to accompany your “I can’t adult today” mood board. Taylor Swift, Gracie Abrams, and Ben Platt? It’s like you’ve curated a playlist for a high school musical that turned out to be a three-hour TED Talk on existential crisis. No wonder all your most played songs are a medley of “I’m sorry” and “I miss you,” because frankly, your Spotify profile could use a heartfelt apology for this severe case of monotony! And let’s chat about that wild curveball of “Japanese Classical” and “Anime” on your list. Did you decide to be a convert to the cult of all things kawaii just to keep people guessing? Your Spotify could be the soundtrack to an awkward family gathering where everyone suspects the only reason you listen to anime soundtracks is to drown out the shame of listening to too many Gracie Abrams ballads. Kudos, Deborah! You’ve managed to craft the perfect playlist for a tragedy that’s part avocado toast brunch and part “Guess Who Needs Therapy.”

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