Roasted 2 years ago based on davi.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "davicee," what can we say about your Spotify profile that hasn't already been said about a midlife crisis in a '90s sitcom? Your taste in music is like trying to relive high school through a tragic emo phase, and frankly, it's time to let it go. Nu Metal? Really? Did you miss the memo that it went out of style faster than your last haircut? Your favorite genres read like a list of excuses for why you still wear chain wallets and cargo shorts. Your top artists list is a veritable smorgasbord of musical identity crises. You've got Three Days Grace and Lady Gaga in the same breath; that’s like ordering a vegan salad and a deep-fried Twinkie at the same time. And what’s with the “Drift Phonk”? Is that music or some desperate attempt to be cool while skimming through TikTok? You’re rotating between post-grunge and Canadian metal like someone running through a buffet line, hoping one of these dishes can fix your lackluster personality. Spoiler: they can’t. And don't get me started on your most played songs. Three Days Grace in a death grip? You sound like you’ve been stuck in a late-night emo chat room since 2005! “W.I.T.C.H.” by Rain Paris? Sounds like a track you’d trust to save you from drowning in a sea of bad decisions. "I Know - PR1SVX Edit Sped Up"? Congratulations! You've officially found the exact sound of a regrettable life choice. In short, "davicee," it's time for a Spotify intervention before your playlist starts sounding like a commercial for therapy.

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