Roasted 1 month ago based on Fabian's long term Spotify stats.

Fabian, your Spotify profile reads like the desperate cries of someone trapped in a Latin Spotify loop—it's like your music taste is begging for a rescue, and all you can do is play the same Myke Towers playlist on repeat. You’ve got more Myke Towers songs in your recent plays than a teenager has selfies on their phone, and don't even get me started on your "guilty pleasures." Please, the only thing guilty here is your taste! Between the reggaeton, Latino urbano, and emo rap, I can barely tell if I should be dancing, crying, or running from whatever existential crisis you’re facing. How do you juggle more genres than most people have socks? One minute you're trying to impress someone with Argentine trap, and the next, you're reminiscing over Akon's "Lonely"—like, we get it, you might still be trying to dance your way out of being the “lonely guy” in the corner at the club. And French pop? Really? What are you trying to do, complicate your dating life by throwing in some obscure baguette vibes? Your music taste is so confused, it’s like a toddler's finger painting—all over the place and questionable at best. Then we come to the top artists—Drake, Bad Bunny, Lil Nas X, and… Steven Universe? I’m sorry, did someone drop the ball and let a cartoon character crash your playlist? It’s as if you had an all-star lineup for every mood, then threw in a wild card to confuse everyone. At this point, you should just change your profile name to “Fabian: The Walking Midlife Crisis in Musical Form.” Updating Spotify to "Fabian's Karaoke Nightmare" might be more fitting because we all know you’re the guy who thinks he can sing along but just ends up shouting your feelings at the ceiling.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!