Roasted 2 years ago based on Holly Jackson's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Holly Jackson, the living embodiment of a Hot Topic clearance sale. Your taste in music is like a teenager’s angst playlist—full of bands that peaked in the early 2000s and haven’t been able to climb out of the nostalgia pit since. You list nine different genres of rock that all sound like a bad high school poetry slam, and “Permanent Wave” just sounds like a salon disaster waiting to happen. How many times do you have to scream "I survived the 90s!" before you realize that no one’s impressed? Your top artists list reads like an emo kid's diary entry. David Bowie? Sure, let's throw him in with the likes of Korn and Linkin Park, who are basically the sonic equivalent of emotional roller coasters with a malfunctioning safety bar. Seriously, charting Nine Inch Nails and Eminem side by side is like pairing a fine wine with ramen noodles—great alone, but together it's a disaster we didn’t ask for. And you’ve got “Rap God” playing more often than your heart plays “I’m Never Going to Be Happy Again” on repeat. Bravo, Holly, you’ve cracked the code to emotional turmoil with a side of angsty B-roll. But the cherry on the disappointment cake? Your most played songs. “In the Meantime” by Spacehog? Really? That’s the anthem you choose to represent your life? And why two songs from Linked Horizon? Is your whole existence just you watching anime while crying over imaginary dad issues? It’s like you stumbled upon a treasure trove of mediocrity and decided to decorate your Spotify profile with it. Here’s a suggestion: maybe download something from this century and stop pretending you’re the time capsule of a rock graveyard.

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