Roasted 2 years ago based on Parth Semwal's long term Spotify stats.

Parth Semwal, the hipster messiah we've all been waiting for. With a Spotify profile bursting at the seams with more sub-genres than there are fans of each, your love for "Permanent Wave" screams, "I enjoy music that fits my existential crisis." You’ve got more indie cred than a thrift store in Portland, but let's be real: if people listened to you in a restaurant, they'd be ordering kale smoothies and contemplating their life choices before they even finished their avocado toast. Your top artist lineup reads like a quirky college syllabus from the "How to Be An Insufferable Hipster" course. Deftones and Mitski? Fine choices, but don't think that just because you’ve binged "Car Seat Headrest" on repeat, we’re all prepared to listen to your 30-minute existential soliloquy about why you “just vibe” with the daily struggles of modern angst. And honestly, Parth, are you trying to start an indie band or a support group for sad broken souls? Because your most-played songs list screams heartbreak, with a side of veiled pretension that even Radiohead would raise an eyebrow at. Lastly, let's address the elephant in the room: your top song, "A Loving Feeling" by Mitski. I didn't realize your Spotify was an open diary of your unrequited love for all the wrong people. You know, there’s a thin line between “misunderstood artist” and just being a walking cliché. So take that slick vinyl and roll it up for a good dose of irony – it’s time to step out of your comfort zone and listen to something that doesn't make you sound like the sad soundtrack to an independent film that went straight to Reddit.

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