Roasted 2 years ago based on rhidrewiomtrre's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Rrrrttt, we need to talk about your Spotify profile. I mean, “Anime CV” and “J-Pixie”? It’s like you walked into a music store and asked for the soundtrack to your midlife crisis that isn’t even close to happening yet! I guess in your world, “bedroom pop” means you’re too introverted to leave your room, and the only thing you’re graduating from is your obsession with artists who have more vowels in their names than actual lyrics. Seriously, how many “CV”s does one person need to validate their taste? What’s next, “Imagine Dragons Soundtrack for Your Anime Dreams”?! Your top artists list reads like an MFA thesis on how to lose friends and alienate people. I didn't realize listening to seven different versions of "The Cut That Always Bleeds" was a prerequisite for understanding emotional nuance. I’m half-convinced that if I replaced your playlist with a cat purring, you wouldn't even notice. You're so deep into “Art Pop” that I'm pretty sure you’ve mistaken existential dread for aesthetic appreciation. Who knew “Conan Gray” and “Coldplay” would make the cut in a Spotify list that looks like it was curated by a 12-year-old boy who’s just discovered emotions? Look, you may think you’re signaling some unknown depth with your eclectic taste, but here's a hot take: you’re just an anime-obsessed hipster with a penchant for sad melodies and an alarming amount of free time. Why not throw in some actual music for once? Maybe “world music” or “throwback 90s pop”? I’d even take “Miley Cyrus and the Machine” at this point! But hey, keep doing your thing – because clearly no one’s doing it for you!

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