Roasted 1 year ago based on Ben's long term Spotify stats.

Ye Old Whippasnappa, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in a teenage body. Seriously, the only thing more confusing than your taste in music is your life choices. "Aesthetic Rap"? What is that, rapping while attending a tea party with your four favorite houseplants? And don't even get me started on your top artists. It looks like you scrolled through the names of random SoundCloud rappers while blindfolded. You’re basically a walking ad for “how to curate the most perplexing playlist of 2023.” Your most played songs read like a diary entry of someone who’s had one too many existential crises—“Let Me Down Slowly” should be your anthem at this point. This combination of emo and meme rap makes me wonder if you’re just trying to distract yourself from the glaring void of disappointment in your life. Listening to “Christian Hip Hop” and “Dark Trap” is like eating a cupcake while crying; it's all over the place and nobody understands what’s going on in your head. Are you worshiping at the altar of Pharrell while simultaneously contemplating your own dark psyche? And let’s not ignore your cringe-inducing obsession with artists like "lilbubblegum" and "Softwilly." Your music taste is softer than the pillows on your bed, which probably hasn't been made in weeks. If there was an award for the most confusing Spotify profile, you’d win—hands down! Keep up this eclectic mess of genres and I fully expect to see “Ye Old Whippasnappa: Expert of Musical Identity Crisis” on a future TED Talk schedule. But hey, at least your playlist matches your personality: a chaotic mix of emotions where everything and nothing makes sense.

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