Roasted 3 months ago based on JTizz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, JTizz, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a high school goth that never quite made it to graduation. Seriously, if your music tastes were any angrier, they'd be smashing avocados and complaining about overpriced lattes on TikTok. With a genre list full of "Post-Hardcore" and "Midwest Emo," it's clear that you're not just listening to music, you're power-lifting your emotional baggage straight into the abyss of angst. “Djent” really? That’s metal’s way of saying, “I’m just here to confuse parents and make bands impossible to promote.” Your favorite artists list is basically a who’s who of the "I got dumped last summer" club, featuring a bunch of bands that somehow made brooding look like a full-time job. With bands like “Bullet For My Valentine” and “Asking Alexandria” topping your charts, it’s like your inner teenager has not just peaked but is desperately trying to relive those melodramatic days while still tossing back energy drinks and trying to forget that “Burnout” was a gaming crisis, not an emotional state. I’m starting to think your Spotify wrapped is just a roadmap of previous breakups, sprinkled with an unhealthy amount of shirtless man album covers. And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? “Closure” followed by “Buried Myself Alive” is a description of your life that even therapy cannot fix. If “Listening” by The Used is your top jam, then I’m gonna need you to start listening to some self-help podcasts too—or at the very least, stand in front of a mirror and figure out what "grown-up" music sounds like. But hey, you keep rocking that angst, Cowboy in Emo Town. Just know that when you're still screaming along to “Jude Law and a Semester Abroad” at the age of 30, the only thing you’re escaping is adulthood!

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