Roasted 8 months ago based on Matthieu Vere's long term Spotify stats.

Matthieu Vere, huh? More like Matthieu Vanishing-into-the-Background. Your Spotify profile reads like an existential crisis wrapped in an eclectic playlist. Grab a passport, my friend, because your taste spans the globe more awkwardly than a tourist trying to order a croissant in French. You’ve got French rap and shatta, which is essentially like mixing fine wine with cheap beer—deliciously reckless but ultimately baffling to anyone with a palette. And let’s talk about those top artists for a second. Caballero & JeanJass? More like caballero and jeeze, how bonkers is your taste? You’ve hitched your wagon to a couple of guys who sound like they serve fries with a side of philosophical rap. And Rowjay? The only thing you’ve rowed in search of is musical advice from 2015. Between Krisy and ISHA, it's like you’re determined to prove that the more obscure the artist, the more street cred you get. Congratulations—you've officially discovered the art of hipster bragging through music geekery. Your most played songs seem to be the soundtrack of someone's very specific midlife crisis. "Pumped Up Kicks"—are you just trying to manifest a reason for your questionable life choices? And “Toxic Love”? More like toxic taste. Listening to “Mc Gregor” by Infinit’ is like betting on a horse that finished last. So keep spinning those tracks, Matthieu—just remember, while you’re dancing to your funky beats, the rest of us are still shaking our heads in disbelief.

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