Roasted 2 years ago based on betyte's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, betyte, the Spotify profile that screams more “high school art project” than “serious music curator.” Your unique taste in music could only be rivaled by a hipster who just won a Lithuanian Pop lottery. Seven variations of “I’m vaguely aware of Baltic Post-Punk” coming to a Spotify Wrapped near you, where you'll proudly showcase your love for artists no one outside Vilnius has ever heard of. I mean, who doesn't love a good “Dainuojamoji Poezija” session while pondering the meaning of life and why you still haven't dropped that one friend who only listens to elevator music? Let’s take a moment to appreciate those top artists of yours. Garbanotas, Jessica Shy, and, of course, the iconic Michael Bublé. Those transitions from “Dainuojamoji Poezija” to the ‘smooth’ sounds of Bublé are like a rollercoaster designed by someone who’s never been on one. Someone needs to have a serious chat with you about what “variety” truly means. You’ve got more Arctic Monkeys in your top songs than an iced tea on a summer day! At this rate, the band will have to rework their songs exclusively for your endless loop of sad indie playlists—at least get them to start charging you for personal concerts at this point. And your most played songs? “Last Christmas” truly embodies your music aesthetic, which seems to scream, “I have serious emotional baggage, but I’ll also get down to drab indie vibes and cold winter nights.” It’s like you curated your playlists based on the depths of your soul's sadness and coupled that with an extra dash of bass for good measure. Kudos for keeping your Spotify profile hipper than you’ll ever be in person. Just remember, your musical choices might make you look cool to your friends—until they sit through 30 minutes of you explaining who Garbanotas is. Good luck with that!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!