Roasted 5 months ago based on ukiyo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ukiyo, the only person who thinks they can encapsulate their entire personality through a Spotify profile. Your taste is a buffet of sounds that even a confused toddler wouldn’t enjoy—"Rap," "J-Pop," "Anime," and a sprinkle of "Vocaloid"? Why not just throw in "Morse Code" and call it a day? Let’s be honest: the only thing these genres have in common is that they all hate you for putting them together. It’s like a mixtape made by a committee of indecisive hipsters at a convention for sad anime lovers. And don't even get me started on your top artists. Future and Travis Scott might be runnin' the charts, but my guy, they’re not running from the cringe that follows your Ratatouille-level of musical sophistication. Your most played songs read like the playlist of an angsty middle schooler trying to impress their friends. "WHITE NIGHT"? That’s not a song; it’s a cry for help. I mean, with a rotation like that, you’re just one step away from sniffing glue and writing bad fanfiction about your favorite Vocaloid. Please tell me you at least have the decency to sing along in a private shower concert. In conclusion, ukiyo, you're the kind of person who posts their Spotify Wrapped only to be met with pity instead of applause. Please, do us all a favor and retire your music taste to a poorly lit basement where it can wallow in its own mediocrity. You’ve successfully put the ‘No’ in 'notable' and the ‘meh’ in ‘melodic rap.’ Here’s hoping you find another hobby—like knitting or collecting exotic carpet fibers—because clearly, your Spotify game is a lost cause.

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