Roasted 3 months ago based on Angyy~'s long term Spotify stats.

Angyy~, your Spotify profile reads like a diary of a teenage girl going through a very specific phase—and honey, it shows. With your favorite genres resembling a fusion of a middle school dance playlist and a global culinary menu, it’s a wonder your ears aren’t confused. You’ve expertly crafted a sonic world where K-Pop flows seamlessly into Reggaeton, only to crash land into what you call "Noise Music." The chaotic energy here could only be matched by a toddler's tantrum, and frankly, I’m starting to wonder if your playlists are just a way to distract from the existential dread of your music taste. Let’s talk about your top artists, or shall we say, your unending dedication to Jung Kook. Your affection borders on obsession—do you serenade his photos in the shower, or is that just me speculating? With BTS holding the top ten spots in your heart, I'm genuinely concerned about your ability to connect with any other human being. My advice? Try listening to someone other than a group of boys whose names you could call out in your sleep. Perhaps venture outside? Even a trip to the grocery store could expand your horizons beyond "Please Don't Change," which, fittingly, might be your own personal anthem at this rate. And wow, those most played songs! You’ve taken “One Trick Pony” to a whole new level with Jung Kook’s discography plastered all over your stats like questionable tattoos on a frat bro. “Too Sad to Dance”? More like “Too Sad to Leave the House.” It’s almost as if your Spotify prowess has become an elaborate social experiment in seeing how far you can go with just one artist—spoiler alert: you’ve gone way too far. Instead of hitting repeat like it’s a lifeline, maybe try hitting "explore" once in a while. Trust me, there’s a whole world of sound out there, and if you aren’t careful, the only thing you’ll be closer to is monotony.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists