Roasted 1 year ago based on Mae Rose's long term Spotify stats.

Mae Rose, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s bedroom – plastered with posters of K-Pop stars while desperately trying to act cool with an alternative metal album that gets more dust than plays. Love that you’ve got a little of everything from hyperpop to nu metal. It’s like you walked into a music store blindfolded, spun around, and grabbed whatever fell into your arms. Who knew "diversity" meant "a chaotic musical identity crisis"? Looking at your top artists, it seems G-DRAGON is the soundtrack to your life, while the rest just fill in the gaps during your existential crises. Your love for Olivia Rodrigo is adorable – like that time you thought wearing butterfly clips on a casual Thursday made you edgy. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time “all-american bitch” played while you cried over your latest crush, I could fund your therapy sessions over this pop nonsense. And the mix of J-Pop and K-Rap? Girl, it's as if you’re trying to pick a fight with the universe to see if it’ll throw you a curveball. Spoiler alert: it won’t. But hey, keep championing that art pop while grooving to G-DRAGON as if he’s the very muse of your mediocrity! Your playlists scream, "My personality is as inconsistent as my taste in coffee." I half-expect you to drop a track featuring G-DRAGON collabing with Taylor Swift over a nu metal beat that sounds like a cat fight during a thunderstorm. You’ve got taste, alright – and it tastes like confusion with a side of curated chaos. Keep it weird, Mae Rose; the world needs more unintentional humor like yours!

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