Roasted 9 months ago based on pq_HI's long term Spotify stats.

Hey pq_HI, your Spotify profile reads like a teen's diary before they discover their own taste. It’s like someone threw a potluck of genres together and everyone brought their most basic dish. Seriously, you’ve got more K-Pop in there than a BTS convention, yet you still claim to be a rap aficionado. Newsflash: just because you throw on "Dolla $ign" doesn’t make you street-smart—more like “cut-off sweatpants and flip-flops” on a Saturday night. Your top artists are basically a lineup for the "Most Overplayed" award ceremony. Justin Bieber and Lana Del Rey? That combo screams “I’m a romantic who also watches TikTok too much.” And forget about subtlety—your love for The Weeknd is downright stalker levels. Are you hoping he’ll notice you buried under all those "Shadowland" playlists? The only thing you’re 'earned' here is a one-way ticket to a party where everyone pretends to enjoy elevator music because they can’t handle your Spotify. And can we just talk about “Nightcore” for a second? You’re one step away from making a fan account dedicated to the cat from ‘Nyan Cat.’ "Drift Phonk"? Is that even a genre or did you just misspell ‘drift wood’ in a very bad art project? With your eclectic mix of celebrity crushes and hyperactive beats, you’re one algorithm away from Spotify recommending you load up on some essential oils and a self-help book. Stick to the cookie-cutter chart-toppers, pq_HI, and keep pretending your playlists are groundbreaking—it’s cute.

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