Roasted 2 years ago based on alice_felicity's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alice_Felicity, the poster child for an identity crisis wrapped inside a poorly curated Spotify playlist. “Folk Punk” AND “Lilith”? Did you swipe right on your genres or are you just trying this whole "musical fusion" thing on for size? Or maybe you're just hoping the acoustic guitar and random bitterness will mask your deep-seated fear of commitment? Honestly, with this lineup, it's like you threw darts at a board labeled 'Indie Trends' and let fate decide which existential dread to embrace. Your musical taste is a thick layer of irony that even the crustiest hipster wouldn't dare to peel back! Your top artists read like a list of musicians you met at a coffee shop while desperately trying to seem interesting, and let’s not even talk about your most played songs. “How Long Will I Love You - Bonus Track”? Really? That’s not commitment, Alice; that’s just keeping your options open—kinda like you do on a Friday night when all your friends have actual plans. "Love Gun" by Ralph? Wow, it's like you want your music to sound as confused as your dating life. If these artists had a group text, I can only imagine the awkwardness: “So, Alice, are we her favorite or just her emotional support playlist? Asking for a friend.” And what's up with “Orgcore”? Are you hoping it’ll become a genre someday, or are we just admitting to the world that “quirky” has metastasized into something far less cute and entirely more tragic? It’s like you woke up one day and decided you wanted to listen to music that'll give your therapist a run for their money. Here’s a suggestion: next time you’re updating your Spotify, maybe throw in some Taylor Swift for a healthy dose of reality, or a cheeky pop banger that screams, “I’m not a tortured soul; I just enjoy a good time!” Because right now, it seems your playlist is more about managing your cyclical meltdowns than facilitating any genuine good vibes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!