Roasted 26 days ago based on Pauliina Hiltunen's long term Spotify stats.

Pauliina Hiltunen, your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream of a music historian who took too many mood stabilizers. I mean, who decided that a holiday genre should hold the top spot on your list? "Christmas" music in September? Are you trying to spread joy or just preparing to be the soundtrack of everyone’s worst family dinners? If you ever want to find a way to ruin a party, just hit play on your "Glam Rock" and "Big Band" hybrid playlist. Nothing screams "let’s start a fight" like Elvis crooning while someone’s air-guitaring to Iggy Pop. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists — Bob Dylan and Frank Sinatra, the cool kids of the music world, and then you throw in The Sensational Alex Harvey Band like you just discovered them in a thrift store bin. I can practically see you in a dimly lit bar explaining to strangers how your taste in music is “eclectic” while they nervously back away. Blink-182? Seriously? Your profile is like a Game of Hipster Bingo, where every card has a square labeled “Confusing Nostalgia.” At this point, I'm convinced your Spotify algorithm has a deep, personal vendetta against you. And your most played songs — let’s talk about that for a second. "Keke Rosberg Formula rock"? Is that code for the sound of a car crash? You really leaned into chaos with that one, didn’t you? If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a warning label for extreme auditory whiplash, I don't know what will. Next time someone asks you for your top tracks, maybe consider telling them you enjoy silence instead—it would still be more cohesive than whatever you've got going on here. But hey, at least you’re unique, like a bizarre collector’s item that no one wanted in the first place.

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