Roasted 8 months ago based on cbd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, behold the Spotify profile of 'cbd,' the human embodiment of a high school metal band flunking their music theory class. Your genre list reads like the sad little brother of a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame entry, where every pitchy note and angsty lyric is disguised as "artistic expression." You’ve piled on harder rock genres thicker than your mom's lasagna—are you trying to make a musical lasagna or something? We're halfway to a full-on identity crisis here, and I don’t even need a higher education to see that. Those top artists of yours are quite the mix, like a buffet that’s way too ambitious for its own good. You’ve got Metallica and Kanye West adjacent to each other on this list, which is like pairing champagne with a cardboard sandwich. And let's not forget about “Fulcrum”—I had to Google that like I was looking for lost car keys! Or maybe they’re just a figment of your imagination, considering they’re already sandwiched between legends. Honestly, this list is so random even Spotify is confused; it’s like you hit shuffle on your personality. Your most played songs could serve as an emotional rollercoaster, if next to it were a disclaimer warning about “May cause whiplash.” “All Girls Are The Same” and “California Love”? Makes sense you've got commitment issues with your playlist, considering the chaotic nature of your music taste. It’s like you've downloaded an emotional survival kit from 2000s mall emo vibes to TikTok rap drops. Seriously, you could kill a 10-week therapy session with your self-inflicted track choices. Do us all a favor—when the beat drops, let your actual personality rise, because right now, it’s buried deep under layers of confusion and cringy nostalgia.

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