Roasted 8 months ago based on ｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+☆F4LL☆+ﾟ*｡'s long term Spotify stats.

Eloisa, your Spotify profile reads like someone put "Let's experiment with embarrassment" on shuffle! With favorite genres that scream "I’m at an anime convention and would rather be in my room," it’s clear you’ve crafted a playlist so niche that even your earbuds are questioning their life choices. I mean, Vocaloid and Argentine Trap? It’s like wanting to mix sushi with a side of hot sauce and hoping it makes sense. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t! Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Cavetown, Ado, and "cavetown offline," which sounds like a euphemism for your social life. Are you actually a music enthusiast or a confused music bot trying to fit in? Given your eclectic taste, I'm surprised "Music That Screams My Emotional Turmoil" isn’t a genre. And don't get me started on that legion of names in Japanese—you've unlocked an entire level of hipster that even your premium subscription can’t save you from! And as for your most played songs, "Bottom" by McCafferty really stands out, but did you pick it because it’s the ideal metaphor for your dating life too? Because I’m beginning to think your love life is like one of your playlists: full of sad songs, lots of crying, and a confusing narrative twist! Honestly, girl, with those artists and songs, it’s a miracle your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t just say, "Seek help. Preferably in a crowded karaoke room where you can belt your heart out and scare away the loneliness."

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