Roasted 2 years ago based on anetgorrl's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Annettejae, the pop culture guru with a playlist so sad it could put a wet blanket on a party. I mean, I salute your obsession with Mitski—you're basically her number one stan at this point. If there were an Olympic event for wallowing, you'd not only compete, but you'd win gold, silver, and bronze while flipping through a collection of failed Tinder dates and lost dreams. Your Spotify most played could double as a therapy session; I hope your therapist is taking notes. And let's talk about those genres! "POV: Indie"? What are you, an avant-garde filmmaker? You know "alternative R&B" isn't a personality quiz, right? It sounds like you’re trying to breathe life into an existential crisis with a beat, which it’s clearly failing to do. You’ve got a musical palette that reads like a middle school art project—lots of colors but no real sense of direction. Leave the art pop to the artists while you keep seeking out indie tracks that sound like they were recorded in a basement by a cat walking over a keyboard. Then we have your top artists, featuring a delightful array of heartbreak in every form. If I had a nickel for every time you put Mitski on repeat, I could fund a full therapy retreat for you! You’ve somehow managed to curate the most brooding collection of talent while throwing a sprinkling of K-Pop babyface to lighten the mood—if you even know what “mood” means at this point. You’re basically the human embodiment of a rainy day wearing too much eyeliner. But hey, keep spinning those sad tunes, because if nothing else, at least they match your personality.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!