Roasted 2 years ago based on Soren's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Justin Rinkema, the human embodiment of a mid-2000s Hot Topic store! You know, with a Spotify profile that’s less a music taste and more a meticulously curated scream fest. It’s like you wandered into a heavy metal concert, got denied entry for being “too uncool,” and then just took all that angst back to your bedroom, cranked up some Avenged Sevenfold, and called it a day. Seriously, when your list of genres reads like a checklist of angry teen tropes, it’s high time to reevaluate your life choices, buddy. Your top artists read like a list of names that would pop up if your emo phase went on life support. “Progressive Groove Metal”? That’s not a genre, man; that’s you trying to sound sophisticated while sucking down your third Monster energy drink of the day. Good luck convincing anyone that the genius of Pink Floyd fits anywhere in this sonic dumpster fire of misguided angst. If Pink Floyd wanted to hang out with you, they’d probably just turn into a Dali painting and run away screaming. And let’s talk about those most played songs: half of them are basically the friend zone of the heavy metal world—too familiar, far too clingy, and almost definitely not diverse enough to warrant a second date. “Game Over” repeatedly? Is that the soundtrack to your video gaming skills – or lack thereof? If your Spotify wrapped had a “cry for help” category, it would be overflowing. So how about we explore some music that doesn’t wear its 'sadboy' badge with such pride? Until then, buckle up, Justin, because your playlist reads like the diary of a kid who, after a mild dose of existential dread, accumulated an impressive collection of wristbands made out of guitar strings.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!