Roasted 7 days ago based on Clara's long term Spotify stats.

Clara, your Spotify profile reads like the world's dullest playlist for over-caffeinated hipsters who spend too much time staring wistfully at their artisanal lattes. Let’s be real: the only thing softer than your favorite genres is the tissue paper you should start using to dry those tears after listening to your heart-wrenching collection of post-grunge and indie soul. Seriously, did you think "Jangle Pop" was just a catchy name for the anxiety your music choices gave your therapist? Your top artists are a smorgasbord of basic — from Britney Spears to The Goo Goo Dolls — and it's like you’re trying to create the perfect soundtrack for an awkward family gathering where everyone pretends to like each other. BØRNS and Harry Styles? Nice try, but at this point, it’s giving off more of a “I’m still searching for my identity in this sea of slock” vibe than the self-discovery you’re probably going for. The only sparks of originality are tied to your love for “sombr,” a name so obscure it sounds like you just lost a bet. And let’s talk about those most-played songs. “Sweater Weather”? How original. Did you also consider adding the “Something by Ed Sheeran” to keep it safely within the boundaries of basic? “We Never Dated” and “Kiss Me” from the earworms of yesteryear are surely the sons of your unrequited crushes and Instagram mood boards. Honestly, Clara, your playlist should come with a side of eye-rolls and a disclaimer that loudly states, “Caution: Over-Sensitivity May Occur,” and if I ever hear “Yellow” in a public space again, I might just scream into my artisanal latte.

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